The Little Prince: Forgive me if I go astray. But Ben’s moving all his chessmen to get things to go his way. I don’t think the sky is purple, but the nose blood runs quite red. And I just can’t wait to tell you who’s not so very dead… Here is the original post: Lost - I Was...

I Agree, It Wasn’t Funny: Despite what you see on Reaper , the devil has no sense of humor. In fact, he will kick the crap out of you while you wee for laughing during a roast. Keep that in mind when you try and block his merger, will you? View original here: Damages - In Terrorem

Mama Spent Money When She Had None: This show thinks it will win us all over by pointing out the Housewives’ money problems. Yeah, uh, we have enough of those of our own, thank you. The real root of all evil is Creepy Dave. We all know that. Read more here:  Desperate Housewives - Money is Not...

Seek and Destroy: With help from whackadoo arms dealer Seymour, Michael nabs his bomber, gets the next clue from him, and ships him off to Suriname. Carla will be thrilled. Also, an art dealer hires Michael to find out who’s spying on him. He should have specified that he also wanted Michael to...

Hometown Dates: Ah, the most excruciating part of the season: the time when the bachelor goes to the homes of four perfectly nice families and lies to them about his feelings for their daughters. Read more from the original source: Bachelor - This is What It Sounds Like When Doves Cry

Le Bernardin: The cheftestants have to try to recreate a dish by food God Eric Ripert — to be judged by Eric Ripert. View original here:  Top Chef - Gone Fishing

Mingling with the Commoners: Olivia makes no effort to mask her contempt for Jay’s band, then invites them to a swanky charity event that is actually just a lame set-up to unleash Nevan’s inept verbal effrontery. Also, Erin continues to juggle two fellas. Original post: The City - Band-Aid

Day 7: 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Kiefer goes to rescue Henry Taylor and take out Dubaku… and fails at both. Kinda. Go here to see the original: 24 - Day 7: 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM

Trust And Blood: All hell breaks loose after the plane crashes. There are explosions, betrayal, and death galore, and in the end, we’ve got some very pissed-off Heroes vowing they won’t be taken without a fight. We certainly hope not. See original here: Heroes - Crash And Burn

The Transformation: Olivia’s in the tank for John Scott, who turns out to have been working for truth and justice all along. Read the original post: Fringe - Can’t Con an Honest John

Generalissimo: Swarthy men invade Jack and Lemon’s love lives. Jack discovers that an evil soap opera star on Telemundo — his doppelganger — is ruining Jack’s chance at acceptance from Elisa’s grandmother. But the same Latin lothario gives Lemon evil ideas of her own on...

Owning It: Nora was so busy being the perfect housewife and raising five (ahem) perfect children that she sort of missed the 1970s. Luckily Roger is there to escort her on a trip down memory lane. More here: Brothers and Sisters - Swingtown!

Episode 5: Bret’s not feeling a connection with any of the existing girls, so he adds three newbies to the tour. He then gets upset when everybody’s totally fine with it, and the home viewing audience gets to bask in the glow of his crippling insecurity. Originally posted here: Rock of Love...

Acceptance: Turns out this show and Grey’s won’t really crossover until next week. This week was all about setting that up. And something about a fetus, a baby, and a little girl. Oh, and this might be the first episode in the history of this show in which no one has sex. Which might be a...

Randy’s List Item: Randy becomes Earl when he wins the lottery and then is immediately hit by… a bicycle. Darnell and Joy spend the episode shopping for a new identity. Original post: My Name Is Earl - Brotherly Karma

Randy’s List Item: Randy becomes Earl when he wins the lottery and then is immediately hit by… a bicycle. Darnell and Joy spend the episode shopping for a new identity. Read the original:  My Name Is Earl - Brotherly Karma

Carrnal Knowledge: Dumb schemes, dumber dialogue, deeply uninteresting hijinks: in the embarrassing episode your boyfriend will be bringing up if you ever try to defend this show, Dan dates a teacher, then doesn’t, then does. And somehow, people care. View original here:  Gossip Girl - Billy Subs...

Hello, Goodbye: But I’ll sure as hell cry about it. Tami loses the JumboTron fight to the old boys’ network, Coach decides to let J.D. play, Matt starts to forgive his mom, and Smash finally heads to college. Original post: Friday Night Lights - Didn’t Make This World

Blood On The Scales: The mutiny comes to a quick end after much heroism — and a slightly larger amount of bastardy. Read the original:  Battlestar Galactica - Blood On The Scales