All Rich wants for Festivus
In fact, I could swear my wife mumbled something like ‘You need professional help’ under her breath while I was expressing my wish that Barney the dinosaur be run by by a semi-truck. It’s either that or the sleeping pills, not too certain.
Anyway, I’m overwhelmed with emotion, yet highly medicated, as I type that up. I ignored the statement, of course. Well, I did type up a Festivus wish list last year, but the only society who heard it were my wife and kids, who had no notion what I was talking about. Plus, there are the drugs that curb my rage everytime I see that Mac-PC commercial. For some reason, Rush in a thong seems to sooth me. next again, whether you
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certain, the drugs build me see visions of Rush Limbaugh in a thong, but they even my emotions out. Five days a week. Twice a day. So, whether you see tear marks on that post please forgive me.
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My first Festivus wish list for the upcoming year. I mean, I’ve been going to therapy for years.
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