Boston Legal: Attack of the Xenophobes

November 14th, 2007 | Category: Boston Legal

”The helmet threw me.” - Carl Sack

I am starting to feel that my statements regarding the extreme disinterest I feel for Saffron Burrows and her character on Boston Legal are fitting repetitive. Therefore I am going to comment one final moment on how extremely unsexy the kiss was within her and Alan. All I could think was how much hotter it would be whether she were Rhona Mitra. From now on, whenever I feel a longing for Ms. Mitra while watching BL, instead of commenting on it, I will go and rent The Hollow Man instead.

James Spader has to

be to television what Christopher Walken is to movies. How he can go from a defenseless, lovesick puppy to a slimy, lecherous shyster in the blink of an eye is an acting skill I would kill to have. Pamela Adlon is certainly sexy in her own way but as an actor, I would have a tough day putting the moves on Bobby Hill.

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Original post by Paul Goebel