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Reality show casting calls
A day hasn’t gone by where we haven’t received some sort of tip or mail asking us, the TV Squad, how to get on [insert reality show here]. Unfortunately no, Simon Cowell does not work for us, and Donald Trump isn’t my BFF, so we really can’t help all that much.
The folks at RealityWanted.com ofte…
Cycle 10 finalists of America’s Next Top Model revealed
We’re more than a month absent from the cycle 10 premiere of America’s Next Top Model, but it’s never too early to get a little taste of what the next season will bring, right?
Of course not, and that’s why I’m thankful The CW was kind ample to release the names of that cycles 14 finalists and …
America’s Next Top Model: The Girls Go to the Great Wall
Tonight’s show was a little bit on the stupid side whether you ask me.There weren’t a lot of laughs, the challenge was totally forgettable, and the photo shoot didn’t really do anything for me either, which is surprising considering Tyra was the photographer.
I never fully realized it before,…
America’s Next Top Model: The Girls Go On Go-See Adventures
I don’t even feel like it’s a modeling competition anymore. I feel like it’s a personality competition and that pisses me off cause it’s like, I’m killing it. - Jenah
Has Jenah been popping obnoxious pills when the cameras aren’t filming? Have countless days without nicotine finally gotten th…
Supermodel Paulina Porizkova joins Cycle 10 of America’s Next Top Model
If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably wondered what a cycle of America’s Next Top Model would be like sans Twiggy on the judges panel.
In fact, I’d be willing to bet that at least 99% of you suffer from insomnia considering you toss and turn every night pondering the implications of tha…
America’s Next Top Model: The Girls Go to Shanghai
It’s a grade new leg of the competition and the girls have a whole new set of challenges to face whether they want to prove themselves worthy of the crown of America’s Next Top Model.
Want to know what hasn’t changed? Bianca and Saleisha’s continued mistreatment of “the corpse bride.”
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America’s Next Top Model: The Girl Who Starts to Lose Her Cool
Although the screencap above may lead you to believe Heather’s parents forgot to get her the Tetanus vaccination when she was a toddler, that’s actually not the case.
What Heather is suffering from is much worse than a simple case of lockjaw and I suppose it can cause an equal amount of embar…
America’s Next Top Model: The Girls Who Crawl
that was the best episode of America’s Next Top Model ever and I’m not just saying that considering it featured beautiful girls in skin tight body suits who simulated stripper moves against a reflect and crawled seductively on all fours…
Who am I kidding? That is precisely why that was …
America’s Next Top Model: The Girl Who Runs Into the Glass Door
With the exception of the highly entertaining chest bumping competition that occurred amoung Chantal and Bianca, there wasn’t a whole lot of useful knowledge in that cycle’s recap show.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m not a fan of recap shows. that is particularly the case when…
America’s Next Top Model: The Girl Who Is Afraid of Heights
(S09E05) On average, there are at least three instances I find myself laughing out loud every duration I watch an episode of America’s Next Top Model.
This cycle, most of the laughs seem to come at the expense of poor old Heather, but it’s not a “ha ha, she’s so pathetic, why does she even bo…
America’s Next Top Model: The Girl Who Goes Bald
(S09E04) Tonight’s episode of America’s Next Top Model had the potential to be the perfect storm of cycle 9.
From the title alone you could tell it was going to be the makeover show which is always an entertaining affair. You could plus tell that one of the models was going to lose all of h…
The top 10 poor-ass women of reality TV
So, I was going to do a list approximately the most villainous women of reality TV but soon after I thought…wouldn’t a list of bad-ass women be way increasingly interesting? Being not good is overrated (almost as overrated as being good). But being bad-ass, now that’s a tricky balancing act, one t…
America’s Next Top Model: The Girls Go Rock Climbing
We’re already at episode three of America’s Next Top Model, and there’s a definite villain emerging among that season’s group of girls.
Had you asked me at the beginning who I thought the evil one was going to be, I’d have probably gone with Ebony. Turns out it’s going to be Bianca, and I h…
America’s Next Top Model: The Models Go Green
After 3,400 or so votes in final weeks poll the results are in, and a majority of you think Heather is going to win that competition. Chantal and Lisa were in moment and third place respectively followed closely by Victoria in fourth. Sadly, Janet (my pick) is sitting in fifth place.
After wa…
