In a strange (and yet familiar) episode of America’s Next Top Model, the girls were challenged to present the story of their life through traditional Aboriginal dance and body paint.  I’m almost ashamed to admit that I cried over Renee’s story but then everyone had a sob story to tell.  Talk a…

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Which one of the girls will become America’s Next Top Model?Continue reading America’s Next Top Model: The Girl Who Does Not Want to Dance Permalink | Email this | | Comments I feel a sad, little tear forming in the corner of my eye.If Brittany were here, she’d probably…

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America’s Next Top Model was back in full force last night with the models facing the dreaded foreign country go-sees.  At least in Australia they speak the same language so it wasn’t quite as hard as those who had to do it in Spain or Singapore!

The amazing thing is they do this every seaso…

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Filed under: OpEd, America’s Next Top Model, Episode Reviews(S08E11) Five models remain - Renee, Jaslene, Dionne, Natasha and Brittany. She played it up for the camera every opportunity she had. Who will be eliminated tonight?If I was a betting man and judging from the previews and looking at the …

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The way I see it, whether the clips weren’t good decent to compose it into a regular episode, why would I care to see them now?I guess the recaps cater to those who can’t get sufficient knowledge on the series or to those that need to catch up on some of the action that they may have missed out on. …

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I’m not so big a fan the recap that every reality show insists on airing mid-season, despite getting to see some behind the scenes footage. Filed under: OpEd, America’s Next Top Model, Episode Reviews(S08E10) I’m a big fan of reality shows. The way I see it, whether the clips weren’t good ample to…

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Then there’s the self-proclaimed “spreader of light”.
Natasha and her heavy Russian accent and choppy English.
The best part was, we had four potential catalysts for fire that season. “That’s-Coo-That’s-Coo” thinking Grammar is an actor on Cheers and Frasier. Jaslene who I’ve dubbed, “Double Ne…

Jael, somehow managed to invent it all the way to that point in the competition without any of the judges mentioning the fact that she talks like her mouth was just attacked by a swarm of killer bees, and I’m not even going to mention her stellar use of the English language. She even said she enjoy…

Filed under: OpEd, America’s Next Top Model, Episode Reviews(S08E07) I never know what I’m going to get with most of the models on a week to week basis. soon after, that week she entered the “tripping acid zone” and lost her mind at the celebrity social.
Jaslene was flawless week after week after w…

We have visited that situation before when she first revealed that she married her husband at 18, nearly 21 years her senior. perhaps I’m a different blogger lately.Continue reading Top Model’s marriage under a microscopePermalink | Email this | Comments Many women have problem…

I thought Satan was appropriate but somehow it doesn’t quite do her justice. From now on Renee, who remains my pick to win that thing, will be referred to as Lord Voldermort or “she who we do not name”. Filed under: Other Reality Shows, OpEd, Animation, The CW, America’s Next Top Model(S08E06) Ren…

Filed under: Other Reality Shows, OpEd, The CW, America’s Next Top Model(S08E05) I mentioned that I thought the title to that week’s episode was in reference to Renee. I think a more appropriate title for that episode would have been, “The Girl Who is Bipolar.”
Of course, I’m still picking her craz…

Being a guy, I can’t claim to know the distress that accompanies having fake hair stitched into your scalp, but it sounds about as appealing as being beaten repeatedly in my nether regions with a meat tenderizer, which is the exact opposite of awesome.

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I always halfway expect to see Jeff Probst pop out from behind something and offer one of these girls a hamburger in exchange for immunity.Continue reading America’s Next Top Model: The Girls Who Go To PromPermalink | Email this | Comments
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In fact, I routinely signal her “Fivehead” around the house, but I promise it’s a term of endearment.Continue reading America’s Next Top Model: The Girl Who Won’t Stop Talking, Part 1 & 2 (season premiere) Permalink | Email this | Comments For one, she is incredibly appealing. In all hones…

Filed under: FOX, OpEd, American Idol, Watercooler Talk, The CW, America’s Next Top ModelReality shows will come and go but whatever you say on them will outlast your fifteen minutes. How does a mail order bride Russian bombshell build her way from the Eastern Block to Dallas, Texas? Lets us give …

For one, she is incredibly appealing.
Second, she is tied with Reese Witherspoon for having the most forehead real estate in Hollywood. Filed under: Other Reality Shows, OpEd, The CW, America’s Next Top Model
(S08E01) Having the opportunity to view that two hour premiere on two separate occasions…

What precisely was so offensive about the ad, which featured Tyra and the show’s contestants in bathing suits against a waterfall? The city’s director of transit services said that most of the complaints came from society who felt that the city was endorsing a show that was disrespectful to women. …