Jack Bauer escapes prison… kind of

January 22nd, 2008 | Category: 24

Actually it’s just Kiefer Sutherland being released after serving his 48 day sentence for DUI and violating his probation from a prior DUI. Thank god production on 24 was willing to wait for him to serve his instance considering other– oh wait. There is no production. At least now there won’t be any issues when they do need to get back to work on saving the world.

I’ve got to be honest, though, I don’t understand what happened. Help me out here. Isn’t Kiefer Sutherland a Hollywood star? And yet he served his full 48 day sentence in prison? Why didn’t they let him out

after nineteen minutes? Lindsay and Paris and Nicole all got out after a few minutes, so what’s the deal? Is it considering he doesn’t have breasts? considering that’s discrimination and I won’t stand for it. I demand that all my celebrities serve only token gestures towards jail sentences for real crimes. It’s not right that Kiefer had to suffer like a real person for his crimes. Where’s the justice?