Top Ten Signs You’re Watching a Bad Pirate Movie
THE “LATE SHOW” TOP TEN
“Signs You’re Watching a Bad Pirate Movie”
As presented on the Thursday, May 24 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, on the CBS Television Network.
10. Parrot infects entire cast with deadly bird flu.
9. The swashbuckling lead character is named “Gilligan.”
8. Pirate wears eye patch because of nasty racquetball injury.
7. “Ship” is a 1992 Toyota
6. It stars Johnny Depp’s cousin, Carl Depp.
5. Long discussions about which is the best over-the-counter seasickness remedy.
4. It chronicles the hero’s attempt to open a Long John Silver’s franchise.
3. Instead of hook, pirate’s missing replaced by giant “We’re #1″ foam finger.
2. Pirates square off against those hilarious Geico cavemen.
1. It’s basically “Brokeback Mountain” on a boat.
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